Uh, lessee, delicate flower, fragile egotistic  type, taking a shot with

the blogging thing now taking applications for test monkees.  No?!

The successful applicants will be naive and gullible, and very susceptible to

bullshit of mass deception, which they won’t take too seriously or get offended by.

No pay, some benefits (your imagination is required, but if you like being first,

here ya go).  Not so much a job as a contest, and you already may be a Grand

Prize Winner!  (Warning: only open to family & friends)

But what the hey, inquire within.