Always liked the idea that the beginning of wisdom be the definition of terms, and

never having attended electoral college, I will be taking the blue pill this year.

There will of course be a trumped up quiz:

1.  In a true democrazy, who really does the inmate-in-chief?

a.  The voting of us 300 million piple.

b.  The electrical college.

c.  The spray tan division of Frito Lay.

( There’s only one true answer, but believe whatever you want by pretending this is

America.)

2.  All fake erections have two really real parties, a red one and a blue one.

a.  Mostly true.

b.  Kinda false.

c.  Really only one.

3.  In the latest email in the water October sirprize scandal, what government

alphabet is best supporting agency?

a.  cia

b.  tsa

c.  dia

d.  none of the above.

4.  Which of the following statements are not like the others?

” I am not a crook”

“I did not have sex with that woman”

“Just cancel the erection”

a.  first

b.  second

c.  good idea

In the interest of brevity and an honest effort to stay saccarine there will only be

one (1) extra credit question.

What political candidate deploys bullshit of mass deception?

(The correct answer should be in the form of a short essay, three words max)