In any true pissing contest, an official diaper change is essential for the righteous

to lead, the media just reports that.  After all, that’s what an erection is really for,

so that after years of pissing and moaning about “worst president ever” by those

who think they know what bad is and are still actually here, we can moove on

to some real wet and shitty pity whining, “not my president”, by the righteous,

for the righteous.  Just to be fair, it is their turn.  Not that the former el presidente

was, he actually did a great job, considering those who opposed every single

thing he actually did, just cause it was him doing.  Not their perspective, everybody

else’s.    Just the facts,  a lot of people woulda, coulda, shoulda starved

( I blame NAFTA) years ago, but they didn’t.  More?

Ok, when the self-described christian nation was screaming for innocent blood

over an imaginary red line, and you know, demanded we attack a sovereign

nation that didn’t actually do nothing to us, he removed a whole class of poor

man’s WMD ( chemical weapon) from the battle field without firing A shot.  He

could just as easily have ordered an attack, supposedly so everyone would

“respect” us. Next day, everyone woulda had the patriotic guess we showed them

attitude, and by the end of the week, it woulda been well, you spent another hundred

million to kill this innocent, and that baby, with all the righteousness that

could be mustered.  Didn’t vote for the man, didn’t support him, at the time in

fact I was calling that accidental gunboat diplomacy.  Respect was earned tho.

Truthfully, didn’t like some of the stuff the previous administration did, but

I do remember the drama that was forecast by the loyal opposition, the

world was definitely going to end in a nuclear fireball, just you wait.

That didn’t actually happen, but it was re-forecast for January 22, 2017.

So, go ahead and cry while you still can, even tho that time has come and

gone, and the reality is still, he is your president.  Oh wait, he’s not.