That’s right, buy some BS at regular retail price, and get some free.  No charge, no

cost to you, nada, zip, and if you act right now, me will throw in some sparkly

dooky that didn’t cost me anything!  In fact, operators are standing by, and you

too could be a proud, gullible owner of more crap than ya already have, and I

will continue to be the positive minded, cheerful and solid gold plated,

non- gender free guy that sold it to ya, so you don’t have to thank me yet.