When it happens (all the time), the sea lawyer in us angles, spins, obfuscates, or

otherwise uh, helps  (yeah, that’s it) us to light it up in the most palatable to swallow

wrapper (you do want fries with that, don’t you?) so we can get it down.   So let us put

our best foot forward taking our bite outta crap and have it our way, it’s still a

shit sandwich, but sometimes (too often) raw reality doesn’t look appetising.