author’s note:  this may actually get your (self) righteousness in an uproar

Everywhere that’s everywhere on this here ball of dirt, somebody somewhere don’t

know shit from shineola, and they keep doing it.  Not naming any names, but to at

least appear inclusive, us and everybody will have to do (that means you, too).

Yes, I am aware that that’s me too,  and even though the spit shine has long since

worn off,  and that new car smell has been replaced by an odiferous stink,

I have a plan.

Everyone is gonna have to just chase themselves, tho.