Label me a red-blooded, aunti-semantic conspiracy theorist, but there’s

an old new sheriff in tinsel town’s news cycle, casting couch not included.

After being beaten over the head for years with rainbows and terrorists,

it’s kinda refreshing in a same ole same ole kinda way.  Every single

she-devil shiksa very definitely has an ass to grind, every allegation

seems to be long ago and far,far away, but everyone makes mistakes,

and for some extra credit, not one guy has allegated (yet), and none

have said no.  First!