That’s right, I’m calling it. No real concrete evidence, but it’s been @18
years since y2k, @6 years since the end of the Mayan calendar, and that’s
just this century. We’re due. Not dissing anyone, hold all
indignation, but it’s gonna be a super-duper blood type blue full moon,
and we’re due, just saying. Call it just another hysterical allegation,
but tomorrow is canceled, so there will be partial paychecks .
I got your nose too.