Ok, probably jumping the shark here, but not coming from the

school of fishes that swear there  is no such thing as water, and

having incontrovertible proof that there is no proof of any

such thing, I hereby proclaim that I know that I don’t know

any better. (insane disclaimer) 

Besides, jumping sharks could be an exciting spectator sport,

fit for T.V. viewing or even olympic contests, with visions of

Arnie’s The Running Man dancing in my head.

So right angling to the point here, there is no Easter bunny.

It’s a total fabrication, a ruse to take your mind off the real

deal.  There, I said it.