Once upon a time and long ago, in a galaxy not so far away,

somebody wearing the pants got em pulled down,

and they weren’t wearing any clean underwear.

In fact, they weren’t wearing any underwear!

It was a shock to almost everybody, but all the

rebels came running to say:

“These are not the droids you’re looking for”.

Of course, they were the droids everybody was

looking for, they tried to run some more,

but they couldn’t hide, things got messy,

long story short, they all cried in the end,

and there were no buckets of money or

sequels either.

The End.