The lack of money is the root of all evil. – Mark Twain

Considering that we might have blown our last (dispensable)

5 billion overthrowing an elected government, the U.S.

might need to borrow that, and I think I know where

we might get it too.  We might need

a co-signer, tho.  That’s right, Mexico might just have that

kinda dough laying around, we can say they paid for the wall,

and if we ask nicely, solve the illegal immigrant prolem,

and the current fiscal impasse.  They just might

loan it to U.S…