Nobody wants a war, apparently.  But apparently, besides

the president tearing up the Iran agreement,

a national security advisor apparently deployed

a carrier battle group, and some B-52’s.  And apparently we’re

evacuating non-essential people from the Iraq embassy.

Apparently, Iran has plans to get nasty.

And apparently the Venezuela thing has fizzled.

And apparently the N. Koreans don’t like Mike.

And apparently, there’s still a vacancy for the

Secretary of Defense job. (How do you follow a

man confirmed by the senate 98-1?)

And apparently, the current trade war with China

is still a trade war.

But apparently, nobody wants a war.

So, peace then.