Yes, it’s STILL January, time for the annual stampeding of the herd due to an abundance

of fear. Fools are walking around in short sleeves and paper masks. An immediate vote

should be called, there’s enough sniffling in the senate, they’ve all made up their minds

WEEKS BEFORE the actual impeaching anyway. The media coverage is causing a great

disturbance in the soaps, and this is resulting in some angst in the opposite sex, the

constantly pussified, and the perpetually offended. And everybody knows, if they ain’t

happy, ain’t nobody happy.  So stay tuned, sports fans, and hold on, it’s early yet, but it

ain’t spring yet either. Stand by to stand by.