As a remarkable American once observed,

there’s lies, damn lies, and statistics.

The latter always open to interpretation,

that’s often how we get the first two.

So, with both eyes open, I offer mine,

take it or leave it.

A warmer winter could just be normal

weather.

Could be global warming.

Fact is, I had the snow blower fixed,

hasn’t snowed since.

You’re welcome.

The whole world’s in a tizzy about

the Mexican beer virus.

Could be one of the too many military

bio-weapons escaped or was intentionally

unleashed upon an unsuspecting world.

Could be a weak strain of the flu combined

with TDS, which mutated, the resulting

super bug stampeding the herd like there’s

no tomorrow.

Fact is, it’s a new day, and you’re still here.

You’re welcome.