Next month, it’ll be straight to Walmart.

It’s right around the corner. Everyone WILL

need a lear jet. President Trump almost let

a good crisis go to waste, then it was 2.5

billion (which wasn’t enough) but the

common greed of everyone prevailed,

and a little over 8 billion was settled on.

It was a start. Chickin feed compared to

2 TRILLION, but a mighty hurl of lucre was

called for to stem the statistically insignificant.

Last year’s flu was more dangerous, but now,

medi-scare-for-all!

The media continues to hyper-hype 24/7 with

updates every 5 minutes, cause you gotta

know how many confirmed cases and how

many suspected fatalities can be breathlessly

reported. The great and all powerful OZ sent

some hospital ships, called up some national

guard, and invoked the Defense production

proclamation, but for God’s sake, stay home

and wash your hands!

(oh yeah, even though the mexican beer virus seems to

be impervious to masks, everybody’s doing it,

so put yours on now!)

Just remember, we’re all in this together.