Now that the economy is opening back up,

will there be pet masks? It seems inevitable.

Smokers masks? There just may be be a little

hole for them. Will there be jumbo packs of

(disposable) oral diapers? Plenty of empty shelves for em,

and fear combined with a little cognitive dissonance

can do miracles.

Despite any real evidence, (masks were at

first poo-pooed as not effective) we were

told the bug got in thru the eyes.

A few wore em anyway, then

more than a few, now in most places it’s mandatory,

don’t leave home without one. Don’t leave home

period, but if you do, wear a mask. Wash your

hands too, remember, we’re all in this together!

But, to the best of my knowledge, no one has

sacrificed any virgin into a volcano yet, and

it’s not because there’s any shortages of active

volcanoes, or that no one has thought of that yet!

In fact, I’m pretty sure it’s coming.