Like most Americans, I’m at the end of my belt.

I have yet to receive any check in the mail.

Woke from home, I look every day, still waiting.

Nothing yet, so I’m clapping back.

Heard Big Bro was raising mail rates.

Maybe that’s why no check.

So I went postal, and started

the E-mail Government Organization

(EGO for short) to complain.

Nobody joined. It actually cost me big too.

Pretty sure now tho, it’s me.

So, effective immediately,

you wanna mail me money,

start using Fed Ex.

Maybe it’s because I’m not complaining.

Maybe the check’s lost.

It happens.

There’s no money in self-shadow banning either.

I tried, no response.

So I tried self-ghosting.

Nothing.

As for that check, I blame myself for not filling out a

change of address card 12 years ago.