Author Archives: memyselfnie

Bill Murray did NOT see his shadow at the Superbowl. Also, researchers have found NO evidence that the Mexican beer virus was made in China.

It’s not just cause he didn’t give away borrowed money fast enough, (and I have to believe that); he’s male, half the country hates em, plus he’s a white dude. Not a white woman, a white dude. Plus he’s a … Continue reading →

Yes, it’s STILL January, time for the annual stampeding of the herd due to an abundance of fear. Fools are walking around in short sleeves and paper masks. An immediate vote should be called, there’s enough sniffling in the senate, … Continue reading →

No one is above the law. But the law says: the right to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed. So we’re gonna infringe; it’s for your own good. We just got to take the bad arms from the … Continue reading →