Author Archives: memyselfnie

Every time “we” get a diploma and can’t read it, or (gasp) understand what it says. Every time “we” get the literal down to a T, but can’t get the figurative behind it to save our butts. Every time “we” … Continue reading →

Our rabid righteousness seems like the only thing, you know, uniting us with outrage better’n a bull seeing red, but who’s righter? Ringing in a new year, there’s us sitting on somebody else’s oil wells, so nobody steals em. You … Continue reading →

It’s the only way to really be sure (certain) of anything. Sure, anyone can think they know, cause somebody told em and they buy it like it’s the gospel truth, and it might be, but there is a difference, and … Continue reading →

It’s what’s for dinner, your tube may vary, but the two sides of the same coin decree that the main course of course is whatever they say it is, no exceptions. All I know for sure is, there’s gonna be … Continue reading →