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OPINION

Hail Caesar (roll credits)

From Wiley Coyote channeling Oliver Cromwell, to Lucy dramatically snatching the football at the SOTU, it’s laugh or cry, ladies choice. This world’s gonna keep on spinning either way, but we now return you to your regular programming.  

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Unofficially Official

Bill Murray did NOT see his shadow at the Superbowl. Also, researchers have found NO evidence that the Mexican beer virus was made in China.

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Definitely not the mama

It’s not just cause he didn’t give away borrowed money fast enough, (and I have to believe that); he’s male, half the country hates em, plus he’s a white dude. Not a white woman, a white dude. Plus he’s a … Continue reading

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It’s early yet

Yes, it’s STILL January, time for the annual stampeding of the herd due to an abundance of fear. Fools are walking around in short sleeves and paper masks. An immediate vote should be called, there’s enough sniffling in the senate, … Continue reading

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