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From Wiley Coyote channeling

Oliver Cromwell, to Lucy dramatically

snatching the football at the SOTU,

it’s laugh or cry, ladies choice.

This world’s gonna keep on

spinning either way, but we now

return you to your regular

programming.

Bill Murray did NOT see his shadow at

the Superbowl.

Also, researchers have found NO

evidence that the Mexican beer virus

was made in China.

It’s not just cause he didn’t give away borrowed

money fast enough, (and I have to believe

that); he’s male, half the country hates em,

plus he’s a white dude. Not a white woman, a

white dude. Plus he’s a old dude to boot.

People have hated him

since before he got the job, and if he gets removed

and the whole country gets torn apart, they’ll

just hate em more, if that’s possible, cause ,

he’ll be blamed for that too!

OK, even the people who like him don’t like

him, but the people who don’t like him

really don’t like him. Maybe it’s the things

he has said and done that seemed intended to

piss people off. He does that constantly.

Never mind that he hasn’t started a war

(yet), the economy, or stock market, or

the Judeo-Christians praying for him,

or the Party partying for him, or even

that hat thing.

He is the President, not the mama.

Yes, it’s STILL January, time for the annual stampeding of the herd due to an abundance

of fear. Fools are walking around in short sleeves and paper masks. An immediate vote

should be called, there’s enough sniffling in the senate, they’ve all made up their minds

WEEKS BEFORE the actual impeaching anyway. The media coverage is causing a great

disturbance in the soaps, and this is resulting in some angst in the opposite sex, the

constantly pussified, and the perpetually offended. And everybody knows, if they ain’t

happy, ain’t nobody happy.  So stay tuned, sports fans, and hold on, it’s early yet, but it

ain’t spring yet either. Stand by to stand by.