Is the joke on you?

It can’t be on me (and somebody has to be me), everybody

knows God is not mocked (in fact, it’s written somewhere),

so all that’s left is you.  And you know what that means.  That’s

right, The kingdom of the Sky Daddy is within you.

So all you atheist trolls, take notice.

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One free to rule them all

Only saw the “yours absolutely free” demon once, but that

was enough to be nuked by the “Sum of All Perceptions”.

Yup, scary, brief as it was, there was Golem saying,

“Give us our free, we wants it!” 

And straight from the fires of mount Doom, had it in

my hot little hands.

You know, soul not included.

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Please hold…again

Dear Pharmacy Services, if you can read this…please

call back again.  You were only on hold for a couple a

minutes and we got disconnected.  Your call is very

important to us.

So please hold.

Again.

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Do you see what I see?

Facts are facts, don’t change, and that doesn’t

depend either.  How everybody sees, that depends.

So did Trump tell his lawyer to lie?  Did that

Sandman kid smirk?  Was that vet in the ‘nam,

or did he serve during the ‘nam war?

See?

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