It’s hard to be humble

But I will try.  Just don’t watch – this could get embarrassing really –

but just in case somebody does, there’ll be no chest thumping, no

prepared written speeches, no emotional tearing over, absolutely

no thanking academies or little trophys, evening dress will be well

worn sweats, but come as you are, it’s just me.  Black ties are

very optional.

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taking the 5th commandment

On the advice of me, I refuse to incriminate me on the grounds

that it may tend to incriminate me.

So just watch the watch, cause it’s time for you

to get verry sleepy…

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You gotta serve somebody so now serving #00

Politics being just like religion, the one true religion is almost certainly

either the republican or democrat party, depending on which political

religious fanatic thinks he knows at the time.  Always get that kind of

almost certainty in writing tho, which is why my dog tags say

No Pref.  Cause you can never be too sure.

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an Almighty color chart?

Nothing freshens, and nothing sells like a new paint job, so it

maybe is time, you know, spring things up.  Maybe paint the town red.

Vatican city could be a rosary red.  Mosques everywhere, a pale ale

tone ( just a suggestion).  Synagogues could go sky blue, temples

could turn taupe.  Other denominations, fifty shades of white.

Everybody stay neutral, purples and neons a no-no.

Oh wait, understanding and action is the real divine,

better stick with that.

 

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