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Because it’s there – YO HAWAII!!!

Never mind…

Uronner, I’d like to plead Not Guilty at this time, but I am willing

to pay a small fine.   Please proceed.

A rose by any other name can smell sweeter, and can be a wonderful

change of perception.  So rather than just calling a spade a spade,

politically correct to “excrement-aperture nation”.  Sounds better

by diluting the perception that we think we know easy when we

really don’t see it, truth 2.0 that soothes the savage beast in us.

We’re collectively all running  down the road, trying to lesson our load,

sometimes with the help of years of quantitative financing

(“no interest” loaning never expressed or implied)

or the Art of the minimum payment due on 20 trillion (easy terms available).

It’s the way of the world, and a spinful of sugar-coating

makes the medicine go down.

What ever you do, take it easy, and watch out for the sound of your own

wheels spinning.

This time of year, watch the ice too.

Ok, call me crazy too, but if I had those golf courses, I’d be playing

constantly.  (ultimate I.Q. and sanity test)  The duly elected and

inaugurated President of the best asylum on this here…uh… nutshell

might be crazy like a fox.  Meanwhile, more than half the people

who seriously fell for the mobile bullshit of mass deception labs

that Colin Powell had pictures of (complete with circles and arrows

on the back of each one) thought they knew, for sure certain, that

Saddam Insane was crazy enough to use em.

(You can’t make this shit up)

Makes ya wonder, with all the allegations, why hasn’t Hollywood

done a remake of “One flyover of the Cuck Nest”?

But before you certify me, take a look at yourself.