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Not a written test, don’t worry, you won’t be graded like that!  Cause

you can be a really, really smart mouse, and not be able to tie your

own shoelace.  No foolin’, no schoolin’, no mensa gonna grade your

answers – cause life is!  We’re all potential genius till proven morons

by what we do.  You got a brainful -la-dee-daa – proving it on paper does

not use potential.  Henry Ford said it well, ” An educated man is someone

who can get what they want without hurting anyone”.

So I drive a Ford, and I’m a really good driver.

Label me a red-blooded, aunti-semantic conspiracy theorist, but there’s

an old new sheriff in tinsel town’s news cycle, casting couch not included.

After being beaten over the head for years with rainbows and terrorists,

it’s kinda refreshing in a same ole same ole kinda way.  Every single

she-devil shiksa very definitely has an ass to grind, every allegation

seems to be long ago and far,far away, but everyone makes mistakes,

and for some extra credit, not one guy has allegated (yet), and none

have said no.  First!

But there damn sure is in fooseball, so ya’ll take a knee, officials have thrown

a play on the flag, there’s protesters’ protesting the protesters’!

(see your saw)

There’s a never-ending race (racist?), a rush to judgement  to

condemn everyone for every little imagined slight, real or not, like

the first fool there is the next supreme court nominee.  Never mind any

kind of real, physical, solid type evidence or proof of guilt (like a

mountain of spent brass), it’s always this hysterical burn the witch

or even hang the honkey (extremely racist) cause they sure do look

guilty of something.  The appearance , never mind the “judge not…”

clause in the good book, will confer those black robes to anyone

and judge, jury, sentencing is already done.  God help any accused,

who will demand a year-long trial with a team of doctors who will

prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that said accused is  just

a stupid victim, and a team of lawyers, who will argue every fine

point of law that will gain a mis-trial.  Certainly everything will be

paid for by God himself, it being a divine comedy of justice of course.

If every day seems like the clowns have already been sent in, it’s

because they have.