memyselfnie

Some of life’s experiences’ will make you stronger, if they don’t kill you.  Either way, you

prolly won’t forget.  A couple examples:  when cutting wet grass with an electric mower

(in bare feet) don’t use an ungrounded extension cord for a shocking experience.  Oh, and

shooting a gun for the first time, don’t use a goose gun, or back against a tree or

something that will not move, the recoil will stay with you.  Definitely don’t leave

your bike laying in the driveway, especially if you know a mack truck parks there

all the time.

This has been a public service announcement.

And those not yet offended, just hold on, take a number, there’s enough safe

spaces for everybody, specially those offended that nobody’s got to them yet.

Critters that are so busy looking for proof to even consider they are the proof,

there’s a special place for you too.  Somebody does see you, and you know who you

are… so hit the living shit out of it!

Don’t just do something, stand there…freeze, and hold the line.

Taking the cents out of common sense, your rational and running with it costs big.

Are there terrorists?  Sure.  Do the numbers, can you say overreact?!  National Security,

with all the money that those two words entail,  big business!  Iraq, never mind the cost

in lives, trillions.  Not the 30 bil that Rumsfield  sneered, I mean steered ya, huh?  To

be real and fair let’s not stop there.  Libya, Afghanistan,  now Syria, climate change,

boondoggles, fraud… the national credit card is maxxed, but 20 trillion

and counting.  Not what has been spent, just what is owed…

Realizing this is day one (of the sixth month outta 12), celebrate your life!

After all, at the end of the day (sorry), there’s one me, outta @7 billion served.

That’s many selves, one self.

One state, outta 50.

That’s 50 states, one country.

Of 196 countries, one earth.

Eight, nine, ten (?) planets in our one solar system.

How many in one galaxy?

Or galaxies in one universe?

All in all, one.

So be.