Erection perception

Always liked the idea that the beginning of wisdom be the definition of terms, and

never having attended electoral college, I will be taking the blue pill this year.

There will of course be a trumped up quiz:

1.  In a true democrazy, who really does the inmate-in-chief?

a.  The voting of us 300 million piple.

b.  The electrical college.

c.  The spray tan division of Frito Lay.

( There’s only one true answer, but believe whatever you want by pretending this is

America.)

2.  All fake erections have two really real parties, a red one and a blue one.

a.  Mostly true.

b.  Kinda false.

c.  Really only one.

3.  In the latest email in the water October sirprize scandal, what government

alphabet is best supporting agency?

a.  cia

b.  tsa

c.  dia

d.  none of the above.

4.  Which of the following statements are not like the others?

” I am not a crook”

“I did not have sex with that woman”

“Just cancel the erection”

a.  first

b.  second

c.  good idea

In the interest of brevity and an honest effort to stay saccarine there will only be

one (1) extra credit question.

What political candidate deploys bullshit of mass deception?

(The correct answer should be in the form of a short essay, three words max)

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Happy Halloween

spookYet another year gone, here yet again is another celebration of childish imaginary imagination.  Like the sand thru an hour-glass, such are the days of our lives.

Hi-jacked and monetized, corpses full of euphemisms under water, long dead but still salable.  Gone but not all that forgotten, the true spirits of the day

(the child in you) are encouraged to come out for the night, and we’ll be celebratin’ youngin’s of all ages.

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What it is

We all have our own unique version of reality, which we all compile from our own

distorted perceptions, often faulty,  but our own resistance to see what really is

has always been what becomes a stumbling block to us all.  Call it just being

stubborn, close-mindedness, or whatever you want, the result is our slanting what

is real. Faulty perceptions have always been our downfall.  Failure to view what is

does not, nor has it ever, stopped the effect of what is.  We have reaped the

benefits and the pitfalls of this constantly because we refuse even the possibility

that we should be riding the wave of what is, or get the hell out of the way of it. To

paraphrase Ayn Rand: We can deny reality, we can’t deny the effects of reality.

Reality is there, but the perspective that  one takes in viewing that reality

does not change it or affect it, but how we choose to see it is our reaction, right or

wrong.  Depending on your perspective, you may see a glass of water as half

full or half empty, that does not affect the reality; some water is there, it could save

one from dying of thirst or drown you, what one experiences depends alot on how

you see it, yet it is always there.  Each individual should have their own way of

seeing, not only do they have their very own individual viewing point, it does not

change what is seen, just how what is seen.

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Rolling holy in politics with righteousness

Whether democrat or republican, today’s politics seem to require a silly form of

opinion that there are no real principles in politics if your party is not the

flavor of the month.  Not an original opinion, it seems to be herd-based on the D or

R your particular clan is sporting, people have to fit in and they might as well feel

right about it, so join the party, any party.

Yes, what seems good to everyone is that winning is primo cause nothing spells

loser more better than losing, lots of pretend courage, no conviction at

all, and absolutely no criminal convictions, no charges filed, no investigations

ongoing.  Independents (those candidates without a large posse) are largely

un-electable, but they win just by running principled campaigns and at least

providing a choice in the election of no choice.

What should be obvious to the voting voters, what used to be the grand old party is

now the grab our pussy, the elephant in the room is now part of one big-assed

jack-ass waannabe, every one sure that we are right and holy.

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