The Good news is: there’s no more talk
of collusion, no more impeachment,
the climate change and global warming
crap is outta the news cycle,
spring has sprung, and everybody is getting
a check!
(just thought I’d put that out there)
And oh yeah. The sky has stopped
falling.
But, ya still gotta stay home,
wash your hands, and stay
at least six feet away from anybody
who thinks it’s more dangerous than
the flu to get any closer than that.
But there is hope.
Next month, it’ll be straight to Walmart.
It’s right around the corner. Everyone WILL
need a lear jet. President Trump almost let
a good crisis go to waste, then it was 2.5
billion (which wasn’t enough) but the
common greed of everyone prevailed,
and a little over 8 billion was settled on.
It was a start. Chickin feed compared to
2 TRILLION, but a mighty hurl of lucre was
called for to stem the statistically insignificant.
Last year’s flu was more dangerous, but now,
medi-scare-for-all!
The media continues to hyper-hype 24/7 with
updates every 5 minutes, cause you gotta
know how many confirmed cases and how
many suspected fatalities can be breathlessly
reported. The great and all powerful OZ sent
some hospital ships, called up some national
guard, and invoked the Defense production
proclamation, but for God’s sake, stay home
and wash your hands!
(oh yeah, even though the mexican beer virus seems to
be impervious to masks, everybody’s doing it,
so put yours on now!)
Just remember, we’re all in this together.
As a remarkable American once observed,
there’s lies, damn lies, and statistics.
The latter always open to interpretation,
that’s often how we get the first two.
So, with both eyes open, I offer mine,
take it or leave it.
A warmer winter could just be normal
weather.
Could be global warming.
Fact is, I had the snow blower fixed,
hasn’t snowed since.
You’re welcome.
The whole world’s in a tizzy about
the Mexican beer virus.
Could be one of the too many military
bio-weapons escaped or was intentionally
unleashed upon an unsuspecting world.
Could be a weak strain of the flu combined
with TDS, which mutated, the resulting
super bug stampeding the herd like there’s
no tomorrow.
Fact is, it’s a new day, and you’re still here.
You’re welcome.
Cause a day without a big deal
is like a day without drama
