TOS

 

Official disclaimer, terms of service

Before ya go any further, ask your doctor if it’s ok for you to be thinking for yourself. If you are nursing, or are pregnant, this website might have adverse affects because of you.

All bullshit may apply in the U.S., except for Indiana. Just by reading this, you agree no matter what. All sales are final. You break it you buy it, and you definitely broke it.

Too late to back out now, you already agreed.

People are corporations too, for your protection. All robots will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.

Please bear in mind, you have the right to your OWN opinion, but any thing you say will probably be used against you. Anyone mindlessly parroting somebody else’s bullshit will be subject to ridicule without further notice. ALL ties are ties, words mean what I say they mean, and yeah, I mean to be mean here, if ya know what I mean.

Assumption, beliefs, or thinking you know is ok, but be prepared to back it up, facts definitely matter.

Absolutely, positively no whining! Appearances are almost never what they seem, and objects may be closer or further than they appear. If you feel the need to complain (about anything) just wait right there and someone will be with you shortly to change you.

The opinions expressed are expressly expressed for the express reason of expressly expressing expressions, and are expressly the express expressions of the writer.

If you are offended, or if you know someone who is offended by the expressions expressly expressed here, for the express purpose of being offended by said expressions let it be clear that any and all political correctness is hereby declared offensive. Please don’t cry, but even if ya do, no takebacks or do overs. Parrot-phrasing is mandatory, and if you say something, see something. If you have nothing to fear, you aren’t doing anything wrong. After all, nobody here but us chickens roosting to come home. I personally can’t be you, but I can be me, and as such, I’m always wrong till proven right.

It definitely sucks to be you being me, and vice versa. I say what I want, even if it’s not making any sense, but that’s just me. In fact me reserves the right to refuse service to any one, any time, any place should any mood strike me, for any reason.

The user (hopefully that’s you) can have a facebook account, twitter, etc, I (hopefully that’s me) probably don’t/won’t. Please take caution with stuff that begins with “You should..”. Me here at memyselfnie like to think I’m a tough cat to herd, tell me to sit down and I’ll usually stand up, but not always.

Decreed official Policy of the supreme high Mucky-muck and resident know-it-all (me).

All rights reserved, so please don’t sue me and  Thank You for flying

Memyselfnie.

 

P.S.  WARNING

Intentionally intentional and graphically graphic!  Lest ye (you’s) be swept up in

some anti mis-spelling, cursing or some other content related spirit to edify,

please try to consider that in dumbing things up, intentional mis-underherding

has almost certainly probly occurred, unfortunately, at your own risk.