So adjust the vertical.  Adjust the horizontal.  Steer your ship, don’t be a cow,

be a cowboy.  Life is not a hard left or a hard right, rainbows and unicorns,

or all pitchforks and devil horns either, so get yer face outta that screen,

because it’s your face.  Because you’re an individual person in the hive

collective of humanity, it behooves you to follow your own star and do

you.  All warranties and conditions apply.