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Even if I am doing nothing, I am doing something.  Not necessarily the smart thing to do, but even that is better than the alternative.  Plenty to do, even if it’s not the right thing to do, and there is a loooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg list, too long to list.  If you (that’s right, you)  think of the short list, start writing now, cause I’m busy doing something.  Thus endeth the day’s rant, I have things to do.

I (that’s really me) do solumnently sware that nothing that isn’t constructive be here so help me God.  Iffen I get to the point of blabber appearing to make myself look good by critterizing someone else, it be time to pack it in.  Not that there isn’t plenty of material, I just don’t wanna roll that way.

The realization just suddenly came to me, and it sure does explain everything.  Yes, the chickens are now coming home to roost, the GOP stable is down from everybody to one Trump and there’s talk of a party rebellion from those who don’t like being the nominee’s bitch.  It seems more and more likely that some conservative republicans will vote for Hillary, and thats OK, it fits right in with the reality politics going on at the moment, and neo-clones will always have their place at the D.C trough. No need to explain how we got from a declaration that says no standing armies to how the defense budget is like, $612 billion, and it’s not enough.  The clear fact is, nobody cares at all, just fuckin’ finance it, after all this is America home of the zero interest rate where everything and everybody is free. Hypo-crazy has to be defended if it takes every renminbi that China will loan, and something tells me it will.  Ok, stepping off my soap box that the psychiatric facility has so generously provided, and back to our show.

That’s right, Braindead.  Thought it was just another screwy sitcom?  Naa, it’s a true story.  It explains alot, you just won’t see it on the evening news presented as fact.  Little alien ants have been marching two by two to eat some brains for some time now, and this is how it will become public.  They are small, and it might take awhile to get to you, but they have been inside the beltway for some time,  that much is obvious.  All part of a vast, right wing alien conspiracy theory that is on the move.  Don’t be surprised if there’s a war of the worlds soon, and if you’re real lucky, it’ll only be a movie.  My own personal theory, Microsoft will soon release a statement live on T.V. saying that “Resistance is futile, you will be upgraded…”.

Just remember that it’s not called programming for nothing, and me now return you to your regular schedule.

This just seems so right.

If you (yeah you) are sitting on the group W bench, it is prolly because you do not go in the box.  That would be any box, especially a square box.  In fact, ever notice in all

the miles of endless paper busywork that we fill out over the course of a lifetime, there is a (don’t take my word for it) box for you on every one. You do not want a box,

even if you think you do.  There’s a place for every thing, every thing in it’s place, if your place is a box it would be marked YOU, and a me wouldn’t go in there.

Maybe you think you want a place to be contained, explained and retained, you do not.  You have been found wanting, and somewhere there is a box for you.

You are here tho, and we’ll leave the light on for you.  If any body says anything, just tell em I said it was OK, and i am me.

So there ya go, officially  authorized.